Written on 11:30 AM by Kuchh Naya Karein?
We took a lot of pictures yesterday at the river and on the way. When I saw Rahul all dressed up, shaven and with new sunglasses I knew he will ask me to take pictures of him on the way… so he could show them to the girls. I told him I didn’t get the camera and everyone could see the look on his face and we winked at each other. It was only after about half an hour we told him we have the camera and he started posing.
Ok, so since it was a river bathing thing, we all had “ashleel” photographs! Mine was the most un-publish-able ( pardon me for coming up with this word ).
Today Rahul called and said “ don’t you dare send the ashleel pictures to the girls, OK!?” … I agreed. He again asked me if I sent them already and I said no! In the evening he asked me once again and I knew he wanted me to send the pictures to them but was hesitant to say it. Shubdha sent me an SMS in the evening, said she is coming to the residency and waned me to come as well. I was there before time and rahul and Anu were there too. The girls were quite boring! After they left Rahul asked me to upload the pictures on Orkut and considering the pals we are…. I have his Orkut password ( and guys its too easy and dumb password… you can crack it easily! ). I uploaded the pictures and then he called… Bhai you didn’t upload the ashleel pictures. I said but your album is not locked everyone will see them and you don’t want anyone to see them! ( I knew all the way that he wanted the girls to see them.. still I was pulling his leg ) … “ no no “ he said “ nobody will see “. That's when I told him that Shreena has al
ready seen the pictures and has commented upon them…and his reply “ yeah… she wont see these ones I know her.” … I uploaded all his pictures… and called again and asked “ What if Anu looks at them!” he said Orkut doesn't open up at their place! What a liar he is!!
Now the world has seen his pornographic pictures and I am sure the girls will hate him for what he is! But guys I don’t understand what's on his mind! What would he get out of this? And why isn't he telling me that he wants them to see his pictures!? oh… and he asked me to do some research about Aphrodisiac on the Internet… wonder what it is… but am too sleepy as of now.
Shubdha just sent a message saying she is in bed and will sleep off. Shalini just got done with shooting. She is taking dinner at the set and will be home in a while. Shit! someone please remind me I have to pay the credit card bill tomorrow!
Goodnight!
P. S. – I hope the Nasdaq and DowJones are up tomorrow… crude prices are falling down as expected.
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Written on 11:42 AM by Kuchh Naya Karein?
Friendship day! Rahul called at 6 am and asked to get up. He said we are going to some place… where? he didn’t know. All I was told that they are coming to my place in 7 minutes. I called Vishal but he wasn’t answering my call… that's the way the giant sleeps!
They came half an hour later and started fighting who will sit at the front seat. I was at the driving seat hoping they keep fighting more so I can sleep till then. Rahul was the one to sit at the front. Then another argument, Nikunj wanted Rahul to shift the seat a bit further ahead… another fight… more sleep! Yaay! Vishal answered the call after about 20 minutes and said he wont come along cos he is not well. So we left… to somewhere but 5 minutes later Vishal called and asked us to pick him up. That's what he always does… keeps refusing to come if we ask… but if we leave him then he starts begging to take him along.
we left for this place about 60 Km away where river Narmada flows. Narmada is also called Reva.. or Maa Reva. Pictures are here..
The journey was quite scenic, we took a lot of pictures … everyone giving the best pose cos they all knew the girls will see the pictures. So, everyone forgot to bring their wallets! and everybody knew that everyone has brought the wallets! After paying the toll tax and for the petrol I refused to pay a single penny! Nikunj asked Vishal to get Jalebi from the restaurant.. and sent me behind him cos he would finish up half of it on the way. we had kachori and tea as well. Ok, when we reached the river.. it was not a good scene. quite crowed and only I knew how to swim. This was the first time I was swimming in a river and realized that it gets very tough to swim as you go deeper …the water flow increases a lot! on the way back.. we found this railway bridge very attractive… next… we were on the bridge but just then the train came… ok.. so we were in for some trouble but just then nikunj found a ladder that would get us under the train and swinging on the bridge… we did that very quickly… when the train passed the whole bridge was shaking… felt amazing.. quite thrilling. reached back home around 2 and slept 7 PM when Shubdha called and said she wanted to drink. Everyone knows I never say no to her for anything and everyone reached Geoffrey’s. She had some martini, Rahul had Beer with Vishal and I had my usual drink.. water with lots of ice. Nikunj was getting late buying a camera. Dad called me back cos he felt like eating out… me and Vishal left. I called Shubdha around 11 and she said she just got back home.
Shalini got done with her shoot around 11. talked to her for a while… I missed her all day.
Goodnight!
Written on 12:31 PM by Kuchh Naya Karein?
Left the office earlier, around 6 pm. Had to take mom to the grocery store. Just when i picked the car keys she said what was expected, “ Why not the two-wheeler! Why dont you save on petrol!” .. i said ok… get the keys to the bike. What she said next was un-expected… “ok.. so you wont ask again to take the car cos its me… has it been your friends you would have asked again and again for the car!”… C’mon… dont be a kid mom… and i took the car and mom… was pushing the trolly behind her when rahul called and asked me to come to the Residency asap. I said ok… ten minutes later he called again and asked not to come cos Anu was coming there and he waned to fight with her. He thinks I am a fool… he never calls her to the residency to fight, and everyone knows what they do in the car behind the dark glasses!
Nikunj has no clue whats going on with Sneha. She asked him not to call for a few days. Vishal is stuck with his Job. Shubdha has been quite busy all day but she didn’t forget to wake me up at 6:30 in the morning and I didnt go to the gym like always. But today I told her I am too sleepy. Shalini has been too busy with work. We had a fight tonight … and i am still wondering how could she sleep off while we were fighting!!
Oh… Vishal went to this astrologer ( WHAT!! ). Vishal told him the problems and why are the problems around and how he could solve the problems… the astrologer said, “ good, please deposit the fees outside. Have a nice day!”
Goodnight!
Written on 12:14 PM by Kuchh Naya Karein?
Morning i got up with shubdha’s sms at 6:30 asking me to go to the gym. I said yeah and slept back. The day was dull but I had my targets in the office to be attained… and i did that. Vishal called, “ Bhai they are harassing me! how can I get life insurance for this bank when everyone in the whole world has suddenly become poor!?”. “Right”, I said. Vishal - “Bhai please save me”.
Me - “How?”
Vishal - “Become my customer!”
Me - “See you at the gym. Bye.”
Nikunj called in the evening and asked to come to the residency kothi.
“I went to this astrologer. he said the whores don’t match but they aren't bad either.”
”Whores!!!?? Where Where?”, Me, Nikunj and Rahul said in chorus.
”Horo (scopes )!!!!”, Nikunj was frustrated but continued, “ I told mom i want to marry Sneha. She smiled and said its a bad idea. she smiled wider and said ‘Badnami tou hogi bohat society mein’ ( we will get a bad name in the society ).”
Only Nikunj’s folks can do that… smile for everything that doesn't need to be smiled at. Nikunj continued while Rahul and Vishal were busy dancing without a song. I could see Sachin talking on the phone at a distance not daring to come close to us considering how his girlfriend did not talk to him when the last time we snatched his phone and talked to her. Anyway, that's a different story. “Guys Listen to me!!!”, Nikunj almost yelled and got our instant attention.
“When uncle came home I told him i need to talk to him about my marriage.” Just then Rahul started imitating his uncle. “ Karan I will only talk to you now on!” and Nikunj carried on… “ uncle said ok and turned the tv on “.
Nikunj - “I need to talk about my marriage…lets talk”
Uncle – “ but ‘Khatron Ke Khiladi’ ( fear factor ) is on TV… later.
we were on the floor … rolling.. laughing… until Nikunj said “ you guys find it funny?” .. we stopped for a while.. trying to be serious… but burst out with laughter again. It took us some time to be quite… and he started again, “ then there was a break and he said ok tell me in two minutes” and before anything he said firmly, “ DONT LAUGH THIS TIME!”. we didn’t. “But the break was over soon so chacha said we will talk later”. Now you can laugh he said sadly… but we didn’t.. cos he wanted us to laugh.
“When the show got over uncle gave me many reasons why i shouldn’t go for a love marriage… he also said that if i go for love marriage the younger kids at home will also follow my example. I was quite convinced… but just then i thought what if i dont marry Sneha… and five years down the line all the kids go for love marriage… meri tou lag jayegi na!" … we kept listening to what Nikunj was saying… “ so i said no no… i want to marry sneha… and by then chachi (aunt) also came and convinced chacha that i wont get a better girl if at all any girl agrees to marry me”… and he was quite after that.
I asked him what after that.
Nikunj – “ we will go to meet her parents “
Me – “ We? as in?”
Nikunj – “ the four of us… you, me, Rahul and Vishal
”You mean selfish brainless creature!! why do you want our parents to kick us out of our home. we are NOT coming with you!”
Nikunj - “But i told chacha you will come with me. sorry… but you will come na!”
we don’t have any option now… so sometime in August we will be headed for Mangalore.
I had to meet Shubdha around 8 but it rained too heavy and she had to go home. I messaged her but she is asleep. Shalini had a long day shooting for her TV show and she is asleep too. I miss her.
Goodnight!
Written on 6:09 AM by Kuchh Naya Karein?
The day Nikunj said he is going to Baroda to drop his girlfriend Sneha, Rahul told me Gujarat is up for something. Rahul says Nikunj is bad luck ( Panauti / panvati ) for everyone…Such pathetic thought! There is news flash that Ahmedabad has had a series of unfortunate bomb blasts! Rahul is not completely wrong. My sympathy with the families of people affected by the explosions and I wish these terrorists realize what they are doing to this world and the beautiful people who want to live peacefully, hoping that every night they will sleep peacefully knowing that the people they love are safe and happy.
Sneha told her parents in Baroda that she likes Nikunj. Her mom had high blood-pressure, hyper-tension, high blood-sugar… basically her mom was on a high! Her father… nice guy… went to this astrologer and came back with the much-expected conclusion – “ Nikunj will die if you marry him “.
Yesterday Nikunj called me at around 8, “ come to sutta-point. NOW!” being the social me I was at this jewelry exhibition dreaming that someday i will buy this beautiful ring for my girlfriend…good that Nikunj called and got me out of this dream. “ I will be there in ten minutes. don’t start talking to Rahul and Vishal before I reach or i will screw you!”, I said. This exhbitor thinks I am a finance master and kept talking. “ Are you coming or not!”, Nikunj said on the phone and i left the exhibition area. At sutta point, i could see Nikunj standing in front of Rahul and Vishal… both carrying their trade-mark crooked smile. Nikunj – “She told her parents that she wants to marry me and she if needed to choose then she will go with Nikunj instead of her parents”. Right then rahul and vishal sing the theme music of SRK’s don… which means this statement is under complete suspicion. I signaled Nikunj to carry on! Just then his phone rang… “ you idiot it has been one hour you reached Indore and you haven’t yet talked to your parents! Believe me i will make your life a living hell if you ditch me!” … Sneha was loud and clear… literally. “ Betoo i called my uncle… he is coming home in a while and i will let you know what happens” is all that Nikunj could say. While he was saying this… Rahul, Vishal and Me were busy dancing in front of Nikunj. Now came the most awaited time… he asked for our suggestions…Yaay! The three of us got up together but like always Vishal was the first one to speak out “ Dont run away”.
Rahul - “Shutup you idiot! Run-away nikunj but she is not a good match and she will make your life a complete mess and will also make you leave your family… but you wont find a better girl…so run-away!”
Me – “ Dont runaway. go to her place once, meet her parents, if they agree its fine. If not, then get married to her in the court secretly and ask her to go to her parents and tell them she is married to you and will now do whatever they say”.
Thats what we all agreed to. But Nikunj was still sad, very sad. He said there is a bigger problem…” Her parents want to see my photograph.” we all were silent for a while … waiting for someone to begin criticizing nikunj and tell him how bad he looks… ok.. Rahul started off… “ Get a facial done”.
Vishal – “Bleach also”
Me – “Straighten your hair”.
Rahul – “ Trim your eye-brows”
Vishal – “ buy a new pair of jeans that doesnt fall down when you dance”
Me – “ come to the gym with me and trim down your waist”
All this while the poor soul was loking at us, innocently, quitely… what else could he have done cos he knew we are his true friends trying to get the best out of him! He said ok and left. Rahul was behind Nikunj’s bike… Rahul’s bike has had a bad silencer since last one year so he doesnt take it out. Vishal left on his bike saying he will meet me at home… he is my first cousin and we live at the same place. I was in the car.
Just when i reached home the car ran out of petrol… thank God i reached home!
Later that night Hitesh called from Bhuvneshwar and started yelling, “ Whats wrong with this Rahul… he keeps asking me to get the call details for Anu every ten days. My friend in the telephone company has stopped answering my calls. I feel insulted. Tell him i wont get him any more details!” … i heard him silently… asked him how he is doing, told him we miss him a lot. Also told him that mom said Hitesh was a very nice guy. Also told him that i missed eating out with him, only after he left we all realized how a part of our daily life he has become. After all this i said “ Bhai please get rahul the call details this time! I will ask him not to bother you after this once”. After all the praise he had to do it.
Anu, is a nice girl. very very short girl with a big big nose and unfortunately she is Rahul’s girlfriend. He is 6’2’’, Just completed MBBS and is now trying to figure out if he should do MBA, IAS or MD. He says he doesnt love Anu but wont let her cheat on him. So keeps checking her call details every now and then.
Nikunj’s sms – “ My folks are ready for the marriage, lets go to the gym this morning”. I replied saying great and slept with the assurance to myself that i wont wake up for Gym.
Goodnight.
